they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri
would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer
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shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:
“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember
“how can you remember that” I remember Everything. unless I forget
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